Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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