Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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