awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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