My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Actions speak louder than pants.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I supernannyed him into submission
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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