It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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