Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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