I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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