K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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