doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm just crazy horny about you
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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