how can u be prego again
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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