My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
