i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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