I can tuck mytits in my pants
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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