i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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