My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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