Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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