I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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