You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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