is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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