she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
