i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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