It's Friday. Sex?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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