Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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