we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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