i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Are we still banned from the library?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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