i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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