OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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