There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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