its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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