On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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