I CAN MOONWALK!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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