Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Text me some of your sweat
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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