I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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