Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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