she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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