none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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