You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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