in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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