Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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