don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He did a backflip because drugs
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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