So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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