Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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