that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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