Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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