But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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