he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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