i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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