PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
