if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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