I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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