i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize