You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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