he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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