Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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