i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Randomize
