it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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