Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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