i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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