lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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