goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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