the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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