if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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