her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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